Exclusive: Sailor Moon Hell Theme Song

I’m always going to feature the Sailor Moon Hell videos on my Youtube channel, that is for as long as I can before the Japanese FBI tracks me down.  However, I want to make this site THE hub for Sailor Moon Hell.

So for those of you who visit the site, you’re about to be rewarded!

Here is the first of what will hopefully be many Sailor Moon Hell Dot Com EXCLUSIVE videos.  A  music video of the theme song to Sailor Moon Hell lip synched by the lovely Sailor Whores.

Enjoy!

Acid Flashback: All Good Hells Must Come to an End

Today is all about endings that aren’t really endings. When I set out to do Sailor Moon Hell I knew I had a limited amount of footage to use, so the series would have to end some time. I thought the classier thing to do would be to finish on top, go only to the six episode that were needed for the Star Wars parody titles and stop.

Well, obviously that didn’t pan out.

Underage

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I knew what I wanted to do for awhile when it came to Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh and I knew which episode footage I wanted to use.  After Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon had ended they wrapped up the series with a straight-to-dvd movie epilogue where Usagi and Mamoru get married. I knew I wanted to use this footage for the finale, so everything I did up until this point had to be set up to use this footage. Usagi and Mamoru had to be back together, Rei had to be in the hospital, etc.

fatty

Usagi constantly forgets the "purge" part of binging and purging.

This episode took a long time for me to complete and was way bigger than I was used to working with. Even the longest episodes of Hell prior to this were still around the 20 minute range. I had to take an hour long movie and cut it down to about 35 minutes to make it work.

And that’s the thing about planning in advance, it can sometimes be your own undoing. As I sat down to start work on Sailor Moon Hell Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh I started to noticed something about the Special Act; it was almost completely filler.

Not that there weren’t things happening in the plot or anything, but a great deal of the scenes were action based as the whole thing was really just a big fanservice for the series. The actual series itself didn’t have a big climactic battle, so I think the people behind the Special Act were trying to make up for it.

rape scene

Surprisingly not an exhibitionist

It’s really hard being funny when long stretches of scenes happen and absolutely no dialogue is spoken! I tried my best to slice and dice all of the action scenes to make things move along to the next joke quickly, but there’s only so much one person can cut before the entire episode makes no sense.  I added jokes where I could, like giving Makoto and Luna a little Final Fantasy parody.  There’s some good stuff in this episode, but it’s not my favorite. I just got held back by the source material really.

pick-up line

Mio tries out a new pick up line

Not that there aren’t some great jokes in there! I definitely think the bookeneds of the episode are the strongest. The opening was a lot of fun and all the wedding and aftermath was filled with hilarious moments as well.

I pulled out all of the stops wherever I could, including with the commercials. The “This Week on Power Rangers”  was probably the funniest of all of them, mostly because I created it completely from scratch. The part where Kimberly kills a fucking putty with her fucking vagina is still hilarious to me because it’s SO TRUE.

In the name of the Moon--

--the giant glowing Senshi said to the entire population of Earth

As far as the story is concerned, by this point I had given each of the characters their own distinct personality, had built up this mythology of Usagi being a power crazed lunatic (no pun intended) and this episode was a way for me to tie up that story.

At least in a temporary sense.

The wedding of Usagi and Mamoru and the tragedy of their honeymoon was supposed to be a sort of lead in to another Hell project I had been planning on doing called Kill Beryl. However, uh, that’s a story better left for another time.

This really was the end of the Hell series in a way because this episode didn’t spend too much time on Youtube. After only a few days the episode was flagged for being inappropriate and the rest of Hell came tumbling after.  That took a really hard hit on me, because I had spent more time and elbow grease on Episode VI than the rest of the series combined and then it was unceremoniously yanked off before anyone could enjoy it.

However, I guess we all know the story does have a happy ending.  In fact, getting taken down off of Youtube was probably a big motivation to getting me back on my feet. That’s because the fans had a shit fit!

You guys are the REAL reason this website exists. Had I not been prodded and poked and asked a thousand different ways over the past few years to get these episodes back out there, I don’t think I’d have continued on.  The fact that some people actually LIKE this stupid little thing I do is kind of cool.

And whatever haters out there flagged me for being inappropriate, you sirs can all choke on dicks.

Like always, if you need to see this episode again, visit the Videos page! Be back here this week for more junk! What’s on the agenda? How about some Sailor Moon Teufel episodes to download and maybe even an EXCLUSIVE sneak peek at the next episode of Sailor Moon Hell & Friends

Acid Flashback: A Flashback to A Flashback Episode! Let’s Say Flashback One More Time.

It’s a double flashback today! What a way to start the week, right?

Well okay, before you go peeing your pants, let me explain. Today’s Acid Flashback is talking about Sailor Moon Hell Episode V: The Empire Flashes Back so technically, it’s a flashback within a flashback. I can count that as a double flashback, right?

Usagi is a Goddamn Idiot

At least she's open about it.

Whereas the first few episodes of Sailor Moon Hell were like unexpected pregnancies that just happened to come out okay, the later parts to the series were all planned in advance.  I knew I’d be ending the series at Episode IV and so this episode had to lead up to that somehow.  I was also feeling super creative at this point and wanted to branch out as much as possible. I knew this would be the last episode where I could really mess around a lot, because Episode VI was going to be the end.

I also had raw footage of the first episode of  Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon that I had wanted to use for awhile. However, the bad part about the series was that I had already been using footage from much later on in the series. Incorporating the earlier stuff would have been awkward. Using the footage as flashbacks was really the only way I could go on this one.   So, I decided to do it in the style of a sitcom.

Fake ID

Buyer beware

The opening to this episode is my all time favorite, the cheese factor is just at an all time high.  I knew I wanted to at least play with the idea of doing it like a sitcom, but I soon dropped the laugh track as soon as the flashbacks really started rolling.  It wasn’t that I was getting lazy, it was just that I didn’t want the joke to become stale. I think I used it an appropriate amount of times and let it run its course.

The episode had the girls flashing back, dissecting the moment Usagi turned from a certified genius to the greedy, sinful, wreck of a person she is by the time Sailor Moon Hell begins. It also looks at Usagi and Mamou’s relationship because I realized she stabbed him in Episode II and I wanted them to get married in Episode VI.   I had to bring him back and get them back in love if I was going to do the wedding special.

Yakuza Don't Fuck Around

How do you solve a problem like Usagi?

Amidst all these flashbacks, the Sailor Whores decide enough is enough with the whole destroying the world thing.  The world had just been destroyed in the previous episode and the girls start to figure out the inside joke that every even numbered episode, the world blows up.  What followed was something I had been wanting to do since day one, but never had the means or opportunity to do so. I crafted a fight sequence between Sailor Moon and the other Sailor Whores out of thin air using a smattering of show clips.

It’s not going to win an award anytime soon, but I have to say I’m proud of that little fight scene. Sure, there’s some continuity errors and if you look hard enough (or watch the time stamp) you can pretty much see exactly where I made each cut or how I made it work for the scene.  Still, I worked my butt off and it was a sweet reward.  Plus, it was fun taking all of the best fight scenes from the show, the ones I’d never have a chance to use, and showcase them all at once.

Unfortunately, I always felt like the rest of the episode really dragged. The fight scene happens in the middle and the rest are just some Usagi flashbacks with some lukewarm jokes.  I spent so much time on the fight and setting everything up for the Finale,  I think I just kind of phoned some stuff in.

Okay kiddies, tune in next time and we’ll talk about the final episode of the original Sailor Moon Hell series. Also,  keep in mind all of the episodes are up in the Videos section.

Acid Flashback: Everything’s Coming Up Emo in Episode IV: A New Dope

TGIF! Am I right?

Remember when that phrase used to MEAN something? It means a whole night of Urkel and Balkie ahead. It used to mean Lolz up the ass, but now it’s become a dead phrase.  Except that I just brought it back by offering up a new heap of Lolz for you guys!

Let’s talk about everyone’s favorite episode Sailor Moon Hell Episode IV: A New Dope. This was the episode I always wanted to do, but thought would never be. Being a fan of  Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon I knew of the whole Dark Mercury plotline and I knew it was possibly a comedy goldmine. However, my raw footage began at the first episode directly after this plotline is resolved, so I thought I’d never be able to do it.

By the time Episode IV rolled around I had gotten ahold of three extra episodes from a fan on Livejournal named Lefuzzypoo, who everybody should give a big thanks to for giving me the ability to even make this episode! With the proper raw episodes in tow, there was nothing left to do but make it.

Suki do seutenojikandadiaaa!

Sentient household cleaners killed 53 Japanese families in the year 2009

I wish there was a greater amount of detail to tell about the making of this story, but seriously the material pretty much wrote itself.  This is one of the few episode where I really planned things out in advance. I built a playlist of typical angsty music like Linkin Park and Marilyn Manson so when it came time to do the music, it was really just a matter of grabbing a song and seeing where it fit.

Makoto's fetish for blue hair is exposed

--she declared to the survellience camera in the celing.

This episode ended up killing two birds with one stone as far as character development was concerned. I had known since Episode III that I wanted to play up Makoto as a lesbian. However, up until this episode she hadn’t had many scenes. I could have probably done an entire coming out episode or something, but the footage I had to use to tell the Emo Mercury storyline had a lot of Makoto and Ami interacting, so it was easy enough to plop it in right there.

lol internet circa 2006

Emo Mercury does not know about Facebook yet.

The added ingrident is what I think made the episode such a success.  From start to finish the episode goes through a bunch of different story threads and jokes in a short period of time, there’s not really much slow time. All of the fight scenes and transformation scenes I tried my best to make more interesting by adding a fun soundtrack and splicing the footage to make everything move faster. Near the end of the episode, when the team shows up at the amusement park to confront Emo Mercury, I did a whole lot of cutting. In the original episode these scenes were like ten to fifteen minutes long and I cut it down to a svelt length of a Gorillaz song. Yeah, it’s choppy in some places, but at least it didn’t drag.

Running Gag

Usagi opens up a can of Armageddon

This episode continues the ending the world theme as Usagi blows everything to hell again.  Sure I intended for it to be an ongoing joke, but ending the episode with the apocalypse again was actually done out of necessity. I didn’t actually have any of the raw episodes from where Ami is turned back (and really, they are anti-climatic anyways. She just like snaps out of it and throws her emo armband at a tree.) However, I did have this footage of Sailor Moon going all glowy, so I knew I could easily splice it with the world ending footage and create a new ending. The song used here is, appropriately enough, the theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion.

There are still some rough edges on this episode that KILL me every time I go back and look at them. For some reason, I got a little slap happy with the microphone on this one and used it way too much. A few of the voice-overs were funny, like I still love the beluga whale joke and Makoto listening to the voice of the trees.  Those were jokes that I HAD to do with a microphone because those scenes had no dialogue to subtilte.

But ugh, for some reason I thought it’d be clever to do the cats as dubbed characters for some reason, even though it was highly unneccesary. A lot of people didn’t like the results and when I look back at the episodes, I’m not sure I like the results either. In my defense though, I had just come off of making the pilot for Violet Sue (shameless plug) where I do a lot of voice acting and I was in the voicing spirit.

Well some time ago, my computer got fried during a thunderstorm and because of it I can no longer use a microphone. This means I’ll never make the mistake of doing something like that again.

Well, that’s it for storytime kiddies, I hope you had fun. Come back next week for a look into V and VI and I’ll also have video downloads of Sailor Moon Teufel for you! And if you want to download Sailor Moon Hell Episode IV: A New Dope just check out our Videos page, you dork!

Linkage

Hey folks! I’ve got some treats for you today! If you’ve got a blog, a website or just whatever and you want to link to Sailor Moon Hell, we’ve got some nifty official banners for you to use!

And hey, we’re just getting started, but if you run a Sailor Moon site, a comedy site or just whatever and you want us to link to you drop us a line! We’re always looking for affiliates!

For now, enjoy the link banners on us! And for you pussies who don’t feel comfortable posting a 420 themed Usagi banner, I’ll have some vanilla flavored ones for you some time this week. Feel free to make your own too!



Acid Flashback: Let’s Talk Hell III: Revenge of the Yakuza

You’ve heard me say all week “this episode is not my favorite,” well now it’s time to start talking about my favorites! Episode II paved the way for me to start working on a original storyline and make character tweaks to go along with it. Episode III: Revenge of the Yakuza however is when these elements started to finally come into place.  Once I began rolling on Episode III, I knew there was no turning back. I’d be in this series for the long haul. Or at least until I had used up all of the Star Wars parody titles.

Evil eye!

Aggressive advertising.

In the second episode I had a problem editing the scenes together to make a cohesive narrative without relying on cut aways and montages in between scenes to glue them together.  I went a different route in Episode III by using actual commercial breaks to help me cheat.

The raw episodes I was using for the series had been recorded directly from the Japanese broadcast of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon on the day that it aried.  The person encoding these kept the commercial breaks in, which gave me a handful of Japanese commercials to work with. The comedy pretty much wrote itself in many instances because the commercials were so goofy to begin with.

In the earlier days I was a little more liberal with the commercial jokes. Sometimes they were just Sailor Moon toy commercials that used the subtitles to tell jokes. In other cases, I took more creative liberties. This episode has a few commercials that fall into the latter category. I had a bunch of my guy friends help me out with dubbing the Sailor Moon play jewelry commercial, which is one of my favorite’s to date.

This episode also kicked off the “This week on Power Rangers commercials.” I loved these commercials so much! The ONLY reason I haven’t made any more of them is because my microphone is broke so I can’t dub in the voice over (yes, that is my voice.) I originally did the Power Rangers commercial so I could save on the commercial footage. I only have a limited amount of Japanese commercials to use for the commercial breaks, so by creating some of my own, I was hoping to conserve what I had to work with.

She won't be the Yakuza's sex machine anymore either

Rei gives her two weeks notice.

This episode is one of my favorites, have I said that before? One thing I worried about while working on Hell was getting stale. Sure sex and drug jokes are funny the first time, but after awhile the viewer becomes desensitized to them.  I knew in order to make the series last, I had to branch out. Episode III was me officially branching out.

The Yakuza plot kind of came right out of the blue.  I just knew going into Episode III that I wanted to use scenes from this particular episode of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon because it featured Rei getting bitch slapped and I knew it would be comedy gold. The original plan was to have Rei being slapped by her pimp (in the original PGSM episode, it was her father) but I thought that would just be a tired joke, especially coming after Episode II which was all pimps and whore for some  reason.

So, at the last minute I decided to switch it up.  The episode I was pulling footage from also had a nice fight scene where Sailor Mars fought solo.  Bridging the two things I wanted to use, I cooked up the story that Rei was a Yakuza assassin and the monster was her latest target.

Don't forget the churros

What Yakuza guy wants, Yakuza guy gets.

This episode was monumental for the series because it started to explore the other characters more thoroughly. Before Episode III: Revenge of the Yakuza the other girls were just simply there and all had interchangeable personalities. They all liked to get high, they all liked sex, etc.  Giving Rei the distinction of being a bloodthirsty killing machine who has been trained in the deadly arts opened the character up to more possibilities. Luckily for me, the source material has never disappointed me in terms of Rei’s personality. She’s always acting cold or callous and fights with an intense passion. Hell, even in the anime she uses a goddamn sniper attack.

With Rei’s time in the spotlight over, I knew there was only one place I go after this episode. I had to use the Dark Mercury storyarc from Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon in some capacity. That led to the infamous Emo Mercury storyline which we’ll be looking at for tomorrow’s Acid Flashback!

Oh, and if it’s been awhile since you’ve seen Sailor Moon Hell Episode III: Revenge of the Yakuza, check out the Videos section to download the full length episode!

Acid Flashback: A Look at Hell II: Attack of Some Guys

Sorry for the delay in posts, but you know, I DO have a life outside of the internet (this is a lie) and I had things to do yesterday (Lost.)

Minako is Pro Choice

Women's issues.

Today we continue our trip down memory lane with a look at Sailor Moon Hell Episode II: Attack of Some Guys. When the first episode was so warmly received, I almost immediately began work on a sequel. At the time, I wasn’t thinking I’d be making series. I had just cut my teeth on the first one and having done the process already, I thought I could do funnier things with another round.  So when I started work on Episode II, I thought this would be it pretty much. It would have been enough to have two satisfying episodes under my belt and walk away a champion.

In fact, I kind of attempted to write myself into a corner with this episode by ending the world at the end. This way, I would be forced to go into early retirement. Of course, the series being what it was, there was always a Deus Ex Machina lying around that I could use in case I wanted to continue with the series.

No stamina

Usagi discusses a work issue with her employer.

Episode II was really a big game changer for me. Whereas with the first one I just took a chunk of an existing episode and edited chunks as I went along, I strove to chop up the footage in order to create a completely original episode.

The results were… rough. I mean, I still love this episode and there’s some great jokes to be had, I had really gotten a sense of the humor at this point. However, I wasn’t too good at the editing thing.  The plot just meanders from scene to scene and everything is just choppy as fuck. I resorted to using montages and cutscenes to up the loose continuity of the episode. In places it’s like an extended music video with jokes.

Nobody goes to Beryl's birthday parties because she's a loser.

BURNED!

However, it was still a landmark episode for the series in terms of getting me warmed up to tackle the stuff that came later on. Had I not trained myself on these first two episodes, the later ones wouldn’t have come out as well. This episode also introduces a lot of the inside jokes and character traits that would be prominent throughout the series.  This episode is also the reason why “Sailor Moon abortion” is one of the top terms used to find this site (and now I’ve probably just tripled that number.)

This was the episode that kicked off the ongoing joke where Usagi brought about the apocalypse because things weren’t going her way. This little event, which I was playing more for laughs than anything, really paved the way for the loose Hell storyline that would come.  But seriously, I mean, this REALLY happened in Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon. It was kind of a cool change to the storyline, but also completely ridiculous at the same time. Here’s Sailor fricking Moon blowing up the world.  How could I not mine that concept forever?

This really led to Sailor Moon Hell’s best period, which in my opinion, are all of the episodes that come after. If you stick with us tomorrow we’ll take a look at Episode III: Revenge of the Yakuza which was another big episode (the first one with parody commercials!)

Acid Flashback: The Origins of Sailor Moon Hell

Hey everyone! It’s a new week over here at Sailor Moon Hell and I promise to have something here for you EVERY DAY this week. So it’s worth it to keep stopping by for more Hellacious fun. Already I went ahead and added the Dark Kingdom to the cast of Characters so if you’re interested in that kind of thing check it out.

Today we begin our week long introspective on the first parody series, Sailor Moon Hell. When you use words like “introspective” it makes what you’re about to write seem classier, even if it’s actually about adding drug and sex jokes to a Japanese children’s show.

It's like an orgasm in my mouth

Just like Sailor Moon, but with more swears!

Sailor Moon Hell had been in my head for awhile but actually took me a long time to get off of the ground.  I was really into Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon when it was airing in Japan, so I would download episodes in raw Japanese as they became available because I found I couldn’t wait for the fansubs to hit the internet.  That meant I was left with a lot of videos that were free of subtitles, that I could use for whatever evil purposes I felt like. I had been making AMVs for awhile, but hadn’t done anything substantial with video editing.  I dicked around here and there with trying to compile an original parody episode, but the results were never that great. In fact, most of my earlier attempts were never even rendered.

However, I never gave up trying to do something with these raw episodes I had laying around, taking up hard drive space.  One night out of sheer boredom I sat down, took the last five minutes of an episode of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon and started adding subtitles. This would be the origins of Hell, although at the time I didn’t know what I was doing. I basically subtitled the scenes with genuine subtitles, peppered with joke ones every now and then. Most of the jokes were just pointing out the inconsistencies of the show itself and pretty much none of them were funny.  I saved the file under the title “Naughty” and forgot about it for awhile.

You might have noticed I give a special thanks to JBPresents in every episode of the Hell series. That would be my friend Jim, who earns that credit because he is the person I have to thank for Hell even existing in the first place. One day we were hanging out and I showed him the stupid thing I had done and he thought it was pretty funny, even if he didn’t get all of the jokes.

His encouragement got me going on working on a parody fansub yet again and from then on he was there, right behind me as I worked. And I mean that quite literally.  Some of my favorite times were just hanging out at my computer with Jim while he worked on teaching himself Flash on his laptop and I worked on Sailor Moon Hell. Jim’s since gone on to find a job working at Hero Interactive and has been instrumental in a bunch of their games, including the upcoming Bubble Tanks Arenas. Even though he’s a busy man, he still has the time to help out here and there with my stupid little Hell projects and for that I’ll always be greatful.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!

At long last Usagi learns the truth about her father.

With Jim’s support, I went on to start work on what would become Sailor Moon Hell  Episode I. I took an episode from the series that was already a humorous one and set about to make some people laugh even harder. In a way, Sailor Moon Hell is about laughing at the series, instead of with it (even though I’m still a big fan of what they did in the Live-Action series.)

But I think the biggest factor here that kept me going was changing up the storyline. By making one little tweak, that Minako’s flamboyantly gay manager was actually Usagi’s biological father, the episode opened itself up to a world of possibilities. Suddenly, these familiar characters had the capacity to be different people altogether. I finally sort of hit my stride because I found a way to be creative.

When I first produced this episode, I thought maybe I’d do another one or two if people seemed to like it. In all actuality though, I figured I’d be hated. And its true, at first there were a lot of Sailor Moon fans who were outraged that I took their favorite character and turned her into a junkie whore. However at the same time there was a built-in audience of people who seemed to love what I was doing. They were also asking me to do more,  so I obliged. And I guess I’ve been obliging them ever since.

Acid Trip

With scenes like these, how could I NOT do drug jokes?

The episode itself is not really my favorite, but that’s mostly because I was still getting my bearings. I think I did some great jokes, but the timing and execution was sloppy in a lot of places. There were scenes were Usagi would say three words in Japanese and I’d filled the screen with a paragraph full of subtitles.  Again, it’s all a part of the learning curve, but looking back, the lack of skill shows.

There were, however, some great moments here. I don’t think I’ve EVER topped a transformation scene gag like I did in this episode.  One thing that had always lacked in my previous attempts at a PGSM parody was the fact that I played all of the magical cutscenes completely straight. However, it’s such a weird show, especially to an outsider, that going into Hell I realized I needed to make the action moments carry on the comedy.  As it was the first episode, I doubt anyone watching for the first time would realize a different transformation song was coming, and then to use something  like MC Hammer’s 2 Legit 2 Quit just nailed it.  Doing that scene was like starting out a game of poker with a Royal Flush.  It was a great feeling to score, but I know I’ll probably never bottle that kind of lightning twice.

Anyways, if you haven’t yet checked out the episode, Sailor Moon Hell Episode I: The Phantom Menace is ready for you to download at the Videos section of the web site.

Meet the Characters

Just a quick note to you guys, we’ve not got a characters section of the web site where you can read up on the cast of Sailor Moon Hell. You can access the characters section at any time from the tabs at the top of the page.

So far profiles for the entire Sailor Whores team have been posted. Stay tuned for profiles on the Dark Kingdom and other characters!

All of Sailor Moon Hell is Now Available for Download

The circle is now complete.  Everything is as it should be once more. All of Sailor Moon Hell is finally ready for you to download with the addition of Sailor Moon Hell Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh.

This was the first episode where I really felt the sting from Youtube. Parts 1-5 were very well received and enjoyed a long lifespan on Youtube. However, once Part 6 went up, everything changed. I don’t think the episode was on Youtube for more than a few days before it was pulled completely. I had it available for download previously, but I can’t be too sure everyone got a chance to even see it.

So here it is!

When I first decided to do the parody, I knew I had a limited amount of footage to work with, so I made the frank decision to cut myself off at Six Episode. That way, I could make each episode title a parody of a Star Wars movie and finish up with a big grand finale because I knew it would be ending.  Because of this Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh is a longer episode than normal and was made to feel more epic. I pretty much condensed all of Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: Special Act into this episode.

I’d consider this to be my strongest work of the first series. It’s like I had finally hit my stride and gotten comfortable with everything involved. I knew what the audience liked, I knew what they didn’t like and I had finally just hit that level I wanted to be at all along.  And then the damn thing got pulled from YouTube and it was a huge blow to my desire to do anything else with this project. One by one, each other episode began to fall.

However, once the dust settled, I strangely found out there was an actual fanbase there, one that wanted me to press on or at least make what I had already done available to them once again. I’m glad to finally have the space to give them what they want, because without the fans I wouldn’t be doing any of this at all!

Sailor Moon Hell Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh Episode VI is the full-length grand finale to the Sailor Moon Hell series.  Usagi breaks off her brief engagement to Mamoru when he calls her fat. Meanwhile, Mio swoops in to take Mamoru for herself. As this pattern is all too familiar to the girls, they seek out the Deus Ex Machina Sword, which has a +6 bonus against crazy bitches.  Whether it’s Usagi or Mio they use it on, someone is for sure going to get cut in Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh.

DOWNLOAD EPISODE VI
So now that the entire series is back online, where does that leave us? Well, there’s still a ton more coming down the line! Next up, I’ll be posting the Sailor Moon Hell Christmas Specials and the bastard stepchild of the series, Sailor Moon Teufel. Not only that, I plan on releasing plenty of behind the scenes info on some of the inside jokes and making-of-material from each episode!

Oh yeah, and there’s this little series called Sailor Moon Hell & Friends, you might have heard of it. Don’t worry my babies, that series isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. I’ve got episodes lined up and I’ve already started work on number three.

And since you’re here at the website, being cool, you get the first look at ALL of the new stuff, including trailers and teasers and exclusive videos!

So for now, I’ll let you in on a little secret. The title of the upcoming project is Sailor Moon Hell & Friends Episode 3: 28 Blunts Later. If you’ve been tuning in so far, that should be enough of a hint to let you know what this episode is going to be about!

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