It is my intention to make this place the number one source on the internet for Sailor Moon Hell episodes. Unfortunately, I’m still unpacking everything here, so be patient for a little longer!
Sailor Moon Hell is back! The live-action parody series that started it all returns with a new season of shenanigans. It all starts when Usagi decides to cash in on the vampire craze. However, Kuntzite has his own plans for Sailor Moon. Also featuring Zombie Minako
In episode two, Usagi attempts to win an Academy Award by adopting a homeless minority athlete whom she can exploit. Because Queen Beryl is a bitch, she does the same exact thing. There can only be one Best Actress, who will it be? And why is “Big Mako” so homeless anyway?
In episode one, the girls get used to being anime characters once again. Speaking of character, there’s a bunch more headed our way! From the lesbian couple/sometimes cousins Michiru and Haruka, to Setsuna a single mother with her ugly baby Hotaru. Don’t forget Cheeba-User, who is here to do absolutely nothing and lust after her own father. Meet them all in Episode 1!
In Episode 2, there are growth spurts a plenty! Not only has baby Hotaru become some sort of ugly pre-teen seemingly overnight, Sailor Moon is upgraded to Gawdy Sailor Moon. Now that the series is brimming with characters, will their combined might be enough to stop the evil Nehelenia who lurks in the shadows?
After Cheeba-User summoned Satan and Nehelenia kidnapped Mamoru, Usagi decides that enough is enough. She’s sick of the villain always kidnapping her boyfriend and she sets out with her posse to get him back. However, everyone is split up along the way and the hilariously mismatched teams have problems getting the job done.
Usagi and the Sailor Whores continue their fight against Nehelenia in this giant climax. After getting Usagi stoned out of her mind, Nehelenia attempts to torture her further, but Usagi is way to awesome for that. She blows up Nehelenia but good and takes out her boyfriend’s airplane too. Without a lead male character, three effemenite quasi-males show up to try and fill the void.
EPISODES COMING SOON!
The episode that started it all! Usagi discovers that her mom’s gay friend from high school is her biological father. Even worse, his idea of spending quality time together is to take the family to a torture camp. However, this family fun day is cut short when a hired assassin tries to take out Usagi.
Episode II kicks things off with an abortion. Minako, who has been sleeping around with Mamoru, decides to terminate the pregnancy instead of raising the kid herself. But once Usagi gets wind of Mamoru’s infidelity–and the fact that he’s slept with practically the entire cast–she goes into complete apocalyptic melt down mode and ends the world. For the first time anyway.
Episode III reveals Rei’s hidden past as an assassin for the Yakuza when her former boss shows up with one last assignment for her. Meanwhile, the other girls are out of drugs and scour the city looking to get high. Will they succeed? Will Mr. Yakuza Boss finally get the tacos he’s been craving? Find out!
In Episode IV, Ami has come down with a severe case of emo and it’s making Makoto have the hots for her. However, Ami isn’t interested in making out, she just wants to wear eyeliner and go to Hot Topic. When she turns into Emo Mercury, the girls must fight their former friend in order to get a pair of mittens. And dammit, they really want those mittens.
Episode V is a look at simplier times, back before Usagi blew up the world every other episode. The girls decide life was much better before Usagi went crazy and they conspire to take her out once and for all. Meanwhile Usagi makes up with Mamoru and he finally pops the question. Well he doesn’t really pop it. He kind of just shoves a cheap ring at her. Mamoru is a dick sometimes.
Episode VI is the full-length grand finale to the Sailor Moon Hell series. Usagi breaks off her brief engagement to Mamoru when he calls her fat. Meanwhile, Mio swoops in to take Mamoru for herself. As this pattern is all too familiar to the girls, they seek out the Deus Ex Machina Sword, which has a +6 bonus against crazy bitches. Whether it’s Usagi or Mio they use it on, someone is for sure going to get cut in Episode VI: Return of the Jedhigh.
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I really don’t expect a repsonse to this ((although you are welcome to do so)), however I need to say a few things…
1) Sailor Moon Hell is maintaining my sanity!! I don’t have wireless in my apartment, and my TV died two weeks ago, so its essentially been Sailor Moon Hell all the way!
2) Why are the XMas specials not available for download? BAD NEWS BEARS.
3) What really was the deal with the mittens in SMH IV?
4) How long until “It’s always Sunny in Tokyo”?
That is all for now…..
PS the battle scene in SMHV is sexy!
Absolutely love everything you’ve done. I hope the censored specials from Youtube make it to your site soon. Thanks for the laughter.
I know your blog says you are taking an indefinite hiatus, but megaupload is shut down :/ I would really love to watch!